i listen to the list of side effects
side effects don’t exist
there are just effects
if i shit easier
but piss razor blades
they are just effects
if i stop shaking
but feel suicidal
they are just effects
i think you get my point
if you love this poem; if you hate this poem
they are just effects
some syntax or semiotic dodge
these are just euphemisms
they don’t change the meaning